Battle of the Butts

Yesterday, we went to my parents' house to swim and hang out with Mamaw. While we were there we took a wagon ride to the creek to throw rocks (apparently this is only fun in the country). My sisters' little girl Amiyah was on the ride as well. This means three kids, two seats. The obvious would be the two younger girls should share a seat. However, I told my mom (within earshot of Levi), "Levi has a smaller butt than Rachel so maybe Amiyah should share with him."

(fast forward to today)

This morning Levi randomly says "Mom, my butt is bigger than Rachel's." to which I reply, "No it isn't." (This argument goes back and forth for a bit). Until he says, "Yes Mom, my butt is bigger. Come feel my butt. It is bigger."

Then, after breakfast he proudly announces "I finished all my sausage!" I say, "Wow! Good job, you are really a big eater these days." To which he replies, "Yeah and my butt is getting bigger!"

I may be putting across a bad message...